MIRANDA LAMBERT - met "Honey Boo Boo" aka Alana Thompson and her family last night at her concert stop in Georgia. 'Ran posted pictures of the backstage meeting on her Twitter feed, saying that the clan was "really sweet." Miranda dressed up as Alana last Halloween, so in the picture, I can barely redneck-onize who is who. Wow. Sorry for that. 

CARRIE UNDERWOOD – has admitted to being a little OCD… about being punctual. She says it sometimes drives the people around her crazy -- but it's about the only thing in her life that she can control. "My life is so nuts, there are few things I am in control of, but those I am uber in control of. That's why I'm on time, because I can control of that." Wish she’d talk to my wife. Zing. 

WILLIE NELSON – has been immortalized in the form of toast. A unique portrait of Willie Nelson went on display today at this week's South by Southwest music festival in Austin, Texas -- it was made using 352 slices of toast and a blowtorch. No word on if Willie has seen it yet, but here’s hoping when he does, he doesn’t have the munchies.